Thursday, April 12, 2012

Loony´s review

I'm not feeling 100% today, so I'm working from home, snuggled up on the couch in my OnePiece! Don't worry, I got one so ugly I would never dream of showing it!

Anyways, since I'm home I thought I might give the whole "Average Joe"-review thing a go in English! It was fun in Swedish, so let's see how this works out!



Battleship

The Plot: Hot screwup Alex Hopper gets inlisted into the Navy by equally hot big brother, and when big brother gets blown up by Aliens (that we apparently called) hottie hothead screw up is all of a sudden the navy's, and the worlds, only hope. Of course the Aliens brought some mean guns so our little boats can't put up much of a fight! Thankfully the crazy hothead is in charge cause then anything is apparently possible! The aliens, frog eyed, hedgehog bearded uglies, may have brought big guns, but with the help of some veterans and a very very old battleship all the aliens go boom.

Alrighty! After seeing Taylor Kitsch in Wolverine I have been waiting for him to turn up again, and he sure did! First as John Carter and now Alex Hopper! His part in Battleship is extremely annoying and he's pretty good at that. He is accompanied by Rihanna and Swedish cutie pie Alexander Skarsgård. Who by the way played a real asshole in Strawdogs not long ago, so right now we no like him :) And the rest of the movie? Well, the story is not half bad, cool effects and some not to bad acting. But its to much. And I would have liked to know more about the aliens! All we got o know now was that they were ugly, had cool guns and weird hands.
Worth seeing? I'd say yes, but I had really low expectations, so that should be taken in to account.



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